So What Did Madge Say To Piss People Off Today?

March 11, 2015 / Posted by:

And there, lurking behind one of the carcasses of her latest victims, the Patron Saint of Stunts patiently awaits for the Internet to erupt into a tornado of outrage over words that slipped out of her mouth. Blehehehehehe!

Madonna is going to be on Howard Stern today (I can’t wait), but in the meantime, here’s some things she said to Out Magazine about the gay community and equality. The white Kanye pretty much co-signed Patricia Arquette’s post-Oscar speech and said that in the race for total equality, women are behind gays and the black community. Madge thinks that the women’s movement hasn’t moved at all since the 80s.

“Gay rights are way more advanced than women’s rights. People are a lot more open-minded to the gay community than they are to women, period. It’s moved along for the gay community, for the African-American community, but women are still just trading on their ass. To me, the last great frontier is women.”

And she went on:

“Women are still the most marginalized group. They’re still the group that people won’t let change. [To be a successful woman,] you must fit into this box: You must behave this way, dress this way.”

And on:

“You’re still categorized — you’re still either a virgin or a whore. If you’re a certain age, you’re not allowed to express your sexuality, be single, or date younger men.”

Shut the hell up, Madge! There’s an all-lady Ghostbusters movie. The pinnacle of women’s rights has been reached! What more do you want?!?

But seriously, just like Patricia Arquette’s speech, Madge’s words have once again started a “She’s right, we have it worst! No, we have it worst! Eat shit, we have it worst! No, no, I literally have it the worst!” fight. Listen, for now, can’t we just agree that we all have it the worst? I mean, we all lived in a time when LMFAO regularly played on the radio, on TV and in stores, so we have all suffered majorly. We all have. Well, that’s not true. Not everybody has suffered. I mean, that posh bitch Choupette Lagerfeld doesn’t know the meaning of suffering. Actually, I shouldn’t say that. I’m sure she has felt some pain. She does have to deal with Kunty Karl’s stone cold looks of judgement when she steps on the scale and a number bigger than 2.5 looks back at her.

And here’s Madge wearing a wolf pubes parka while leaving a hotel in Paris the other day.

Pics: Splash

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