Open Post: Hosted By England’s Finest Rose

January 6, 2015 / Posted by:

Since I figured you might need a palate cleanser after putting your eyes on Farrah Abraham’s botched lips of terror, here’s Jodie Marsh, the human version of a freshly bloomed rose plucked out of THE QUEEN’s garden, sunning all of her delicate and natural petals in Barbados yesterday. This Valentine’s Day, if you want to send your piece something truly special and naturally beautiful, print out these pictures, neatly arrange them in a glass vase and send it to them. Sure, you can say it with flowers, but they’ll know you really care if you say it with Jodie Marsh.

Pics: Splash

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