One Of Marky Mark’s Victims Thinks He Should Be Pardoned

PARDONED FROM THE PLANET!!1!!

No, Johnny Trinh tells The Daily Mail that even though Marky Mark has never said sorry to him, he doesn’t hold any grudges and thinks the furious Cha-Ka of New England should get that pardon. Johnny also says that Marky Mark’s fist didn’t blind him. He lost his eye while fighting for the US during the Vietnam War. The Daily Mail says that Johnny is speaking out about the attack for the first time, because he thinks people should know that he forgives Marky Mark.

Marky wants the Governor of Massachusetts to pardon him for attacking two men in a drug-fueled racial attack when he was 16. Marky served 45 days in jail. Marky thinks he should get a pardon since he served his time and turned his life around. That last one is up for debate since some people might consider The Happening an assault on humanity. Marky reportedly wants the pardon so that he can legally carry a gun and volunteer with the LAPD.

I was not blinded by Mark Wahlberg. He did hurt me, but my left eye was already gone. He was not responsible for that. He was young and reckless but I forgive him now. Everyone deserves another chance. I would like to see him get a pardon. He should not have the crime hanging over him any longer. He paid for his crime when he went to prison. I am not saying that it did not hurt when he punched me in the face, but it was a long time ago. He has grown up now. I am sure he has his own family and is a responsible man.

Johnny went on to say that officials from Massachusetts have already written him to ask if he would like to make a statement on whether he thinks Marky should or shouldn’t get the pardon. Johnny lives in Texas and can’t afford the trip to Boston, but he will write a statement in favor of Marky getting the pardon. He also claims that he didn’t know that Mark Wahlberg was the shit dingle who attacked him until now.

At last night’s premiere of The Gambler, the black sheep of the Lollipop Guild told People that he doesn’t think he should get the pardon because he’s famous. He thinks he should get the pardon because he’s a do-gooder who wants to be a role model to kids.

In no way shape or form was I trying to use my celebrity or success to say, “Well, I feel entitled to get this because of the fame and fortune.” I’ve worked really hard to be a positive influence for kids growing up in communities like mine who don’t really have a chance, and try to provide an opportunity for them to be more successful and that’s why I’m doing it.

Please. That’s a load of cold shit. Marky has said himself that he’s already a role model and tells kids about how he went from drugged-up teen menace to chonies model to Hollywood millionaire, so what would the pardon do for him, really? Marky Mark just wants that pardon so he can get a CA liquor license for Wahlburgers and get a gun legally.

You might have screamed “$$$$$ PAY OFF $$$$$” after reading Johnny Trinh’s words of forgiveness for Marky and you may be right, but if that’s the case why isn’t he going to Boston? I’m surprised that Marky isn’t putting Johnny on a private jet to Boston and paying him to walk hand-in-hand with him into the court room as “Good Vibrations” plays in the background. But that would mean that Marky would have to meet Johnny face-to-face and he’s already said that he doesn’t need to that since the guilt is gone and he sleeps like a fetus at night, thankyouverymuch.

He’s Marky at the premiere at the NYC premiere of The Gambler last night.

Pics: Wenn.com, Splash