Ciara Has Decided Her Future Includes Future After All

September 3, 2014 / Posted by:

TMZ says that after a 21-day separation, Ciara and Future (seen here looking like a low-budget Kim and Kanye, which might be one of the shadiest ways I’ve ever described someone) have decided to take the advice of Al Green and stay together. Well, at least for now. NO! I’m sure they’re soul mates and true love conquers all and keep reaching for that rainbow bla bla bla. But for real, file this under: “future Future mistakes.”

A source close to Future (the present)(I’ll show myself out for that one) claims that he and Ciara are living together again after calling it quits on their relationship a couple weeks ago. Ciara caught Future with his dick in the cookie jar, so she called off their engagement and kicked his skirt-chasing ass out. Not great timing, considering Ciara had just birthed out a kid with Future, Future Zahir, a little over three months ago. But they’ve decided to give it another shot for the sake of Baby Future II. Because if there’s anything a baby wants, it’s two drama-loving tricks who can’t stop sticking their dicks in side pieces and throwing each other out of the house. What am I saying? Baby Back To The Future II doesn’t care – he’s too busy learning what toes are and catching up with all the hot undersea gossip from the seahorse in his Ocean Wonders Aquarium.

The source also claims Ciara believes Future is a good father (he should be; bitch has had enough practice), but she wasn’t interested in a “co-parenting” situation, so she called his ass home so they could raise Baby Back To The Future II together. Cut to the future when Future gets caught trying to co-penis with another random pussy. You know what they say – our past dictates our future, and Future’s past says Future’s penis needs to roam free!

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