Night Crumbs

Madge uses the Met Gala as an excuse to Instagram a picture of her tits and she looks like a slutty memaw mummy while doing so – Drunken Stepfather

And after the Met Gala, Emma Stone pulled off her long ass hot pink sarong and took a quick dip in one of the Roman fountains – Lainey Gossip

Like looking at pink paint dry on a white wall – Celebitchy

Soon the day will come when Seth Rogen stuffs Justin Bieber into his bong and smokes him up – The Superficial

Hmm….something tells me that Rita Ora is really into Adidas – Hollywood Tuna

Please, you know Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Abby Lee Miller hate fucked afterward – Reality Tea

The Gotham TV somehow managed to look shittier than Batman & Robin – IDLYITW

Now every time Tom Daley wakes up crying in his nursery, Dustin Lance Black will be nearby to soothe him with a lullaby and a warm bottle – Towleroad

Bearded Panty Creamer of the Day: A dude named Joel Alexander – The Berry

Nope. Still awkward. – Buzzfeed

Monica Lewinsky schools Beyonce on verbing – Jezebel

Sure, you can use this ridiculous Japanese tool to make your nose more stuck up or you can just read GOOP every day – OMG Blog

JLove needs a nap – Popoholic

M’Lynn destroys the shit out of Shelby with curse word after curse word – Pajiba

Miley hates Xtina – ICYDK

Jon Hamm was in soft-core porn once and you can put your panties back on, because he wasn’t in front of the camera – SOW

The heads of the Cumberbitches will shoot off of their necks in about 3..2.. Oh, I think I saw one flying by my window – Just Jared

Elle Fanning and Angelina Jolie posed together at a photo call and all I see are VEINS and GUMS – Popsugar