“Yeaaaaaaah, I’d Hit It”

April 22, 2014 / Posted by:

And as Duchess Kate beamed at that punu stick, Prince William thought to himself, “Why doesn’t she ever look at mine like that?”

Duchess Kate and Prince Williams are still walking advertisements for the New Zealand and Australia tourism boards and today their all-expenses paid working vacation took them to Uluru-Kata Tjuta National Park where they met with Aboriginal people of the area and posed in front of Uluru like Princess Diana and Prince Charles did in the 80s. Duchess Kate wore another dress that looks like it had a past life as curtains sold exclusively by CB2. Baby Prince George didn’t come along this time, because his tour contract states that he gets every other day off to drool, sleep and eat pastries out of his nanny-in-waiting hands. But Duchess Kate did talk about Baby Prince George today and by talk about him I mean she FAT SHAMED HIM! via People:

Prince George has been so well looked after in New Zealand and Australia that he’s added an “extra fat roll,” his mother Kate told some schoolgirls on Tuesday.

“We asked if they missed him,” one of the girls, Shannon Hunt, told PEOPLE after meeting with the royals at a tea party in Uluru.

“Kate said, ‘He’s been changing so much while we’ve been away.’ Kate also said he grew an extra fat roll while they’re away. She also said he can get a bit grumpy on the long flights.”

Duchess Kate is really going in during this tour. First, she BALD SHAMED Prince William by saying he should wear an alpaca wool merkin on his head (she’s right) and now she’s joking about Baby Prince George’s chunk rolls. Baby Prince George is the future King of England and if he wants to eat a deep fried bilby for dinner, he can! Baby Prince George is totally going to get Duchess Kate back for this. No, he’s not going to order her execution like some other kings, but he’ll probably get revenge by barfing on her greatest asset: her luxurious hair. You’re gonna get it, DK!

Pics: Splash, Wenn.com

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