Beep Beep Hoes, Elegance And Refined Beauty Coming Through!

March 8, 2014 / Posted by:

Kendall, I know you walked in a Chanel show once and Anna Wintour knows your name and you’ve eaten nothing but celery and ambition for the past 6 months, but that don’t make you no supermodel hunny. Turn your head to the right and address Miss Khloe as “The Bus”, because she’s taking you to school. Take notes, bitch! This is how you give lot lizard She-Hulk realness.

Khloe Kardashian took Kendall Jenner and Scott Disick to a Rick Ross concert Friday night and she was obviously pre-gaming with Bruce Jenner, because this Daytona Beach Bike Week cycle-slut outfit has his sabotaging stink all over it. Don’t get me wrong: Khloe has never looked hotter than she does dressed as a grizzly bear Pretty Woman, but it’s also a fucking mess. Only Brucie would convince Khloe that she could cram 10lbs of pussy into 3lbs of coochie-cutters. Brucie, you cruel bitch, you! Remember, jealousy turns a 10 into a 6 (as if Brucie would ever fall lower than 8.5).

And the second she heard the ho stroll screaming out in pain from being stomped to death, RuPaul dropped what she was doing and rushed to teach Khloe how to sissy that walk.

(Pics: Splash)

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