Justin Bieber’s pre-K behavioural issues have gotten so bad lately that I could literally start making up outrageous headlines about him being a shit and none of you would doubt them. Justin Bieber knocks an elderly woman down the stairs and steals $10 from her purse. Of course he would. Justin Bieber spits in a 3-legged dog’s face for fun. Sounds about right. Justin Bieber pulls out his wee-wee and pisses on a sleeping infant. That’s just what toddlers do when they’re jealous of the new baby. But I can assure you the headline up top about him and dad being total dicks on a plane is 100% true, because NBC News has obtained one doozy of a flight report.
According to the report, Justin and the Wild Kidz (that includes his dad, because he’s a fucking child) were repeatedly asked to stop smoking weed inside the cabin of their private jet. Eventually, the plane became thick with smoke and both pilots were forced to wear oxygen masks for the duration of the flight. Now, if this were a story about Snoop Dogg, we would chuckle to ourselves: “Oh Snoop, what kind of wacky hi-jinx will you get into next?” but this is a spoiled little kinder-shit, so it’s not funny. Plus, Snoop Dogg would never be accused of the next part:
“The captain also stated he needed to request that the passengers stop their harassing behavior toward the flight attendant and after several warnings asked the flight attendant to stay with him near the cockpit to avoid any further abuse.”
“The flight attendant stated the passengers, including Bieber and his father, Jeremy Bieber,” stated the report, “were extremely abusive verbally and she would not work another flight with them.”
Think about that for a second; Justin and his dad harassed a woman so much that she was unable to do her job. Most people in the service industry have to put up with an awful lot, so when you see someone throw their arms in the air and say “Fuck this, I’m out” it means shit got real. And that flight was only from Toronto to New Jersey; that’s like an hour. That means Justin Bieber can’t go 60 minutes without being an awful garbage person.
And I’d say “Pattie Mallette, NOW can you come get your son??” but I have a feeling she’s too busy writing her next book: I Fucked Up Bad, You Guys.