Vanessa Paradis Has A Special Message For Johnny Depp And His Maybe Fiancee

January 16, 2014 / Posted by:

Okay, I’m sure it was really for the paparazzi, but just let me believe.

Just a few days after Johnny Depp’s piece Amber Heard was seen with a shiny, diamond ring on her hitchin’ finger, his partner of 14 years Vanessa Paradis strolled out of a restaurant in L.A. with new hair, a friend who looks like a high-paid personal yoga instructor/tambourine player for an indie folk band and a fuck you for the paps. I’m all for Gappy cutting the greasy fleas and scabies (aka the Johnny Depp) out of her hair, but I don’t know about this look. It’s kind of giving me “Harpo Marx after a lazy blowout.” Even worse, if she entered a “Michael K in the fourth grade” look-alike contest, she’d place in the top 3 and nobody should want that for themselves.

Pics: Splash

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