Katharine McPhee Caught Sucking Face With Married Director
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before, but a famous person was caught performing mouth-to-mouth on another famous person but they’re both married to other people. In a move that’s so typical it borders on cliché, Katharine McPhee was photographed kissing her “Smash“ director Michael Morris (TMZ has the photos). She supposedly has been separated from her husband, producer Nick Cokas for six months, while her CPR partner in adulterous crime has three young children with his wife, actress Mary McCormack. No word on the state of that union, but you can imagine it’s either already shitty or it’s about to be.
Normally, I’d assume that being photographed in broad daylight together means that Katharine and Michael’s spouses are well aware the two have hung “under new management” signs on their crotches, but if the Kristen Stewart debacle taught us anything, it’s that shady motherfuckers don’t even wait until it’s dark to get their cheat on anymore. Seeing their significant others kissing in parking lots and dry humping on bridges are totally acceptable ways for someone to find out they’ve been replaced in Hollywood.
Maybe Katharine got tired of people mistaking her husband for her father and decided to go for Michael, who looks like a celebrity baby mashup of James Haven and this pumpkin with the pumpkin contributing the lion’s share of the genes. Either way, I hope Katharine stays far away from LeAnn Rimes‘s Twitter feed, lest she picks up tips on how to be the stepmother from whore hound hell when her new piece introduces her to his kids. There’s only room for one scorned wife on Brandi Glanville‘s level.
(Pic via NBC)