Miley Cyrus Won’t Be Told What To Do By Hollywood’s Elderly Jewish Illuminati

October 13, 2013 / Posted by:

Sinead O’Conner’s laptop designated solely for open letters just winced in anticipation of getting its keyboard rage-mashed. Future winner of B’Nai Brith’s “Heffa, No.” award Miley Cyrus informed Hunger TV (via Huffington Post) that she won’t be tamed by old dudes who go to temple on Sunday.

“With magazines, with movies, it’s always weird when things are targeted for young people yet they’re driven by people that are like 40 years too old. It can’t be like this 70-year-old Jewish man that doesn’t leave his desk all day, telling me what the clubs want to hear,” Cyrus said. “I’m going out, I know what they want to hear. I know when you’re in a club, what makes everyone go crazy and when the time is where everyone’s like, ‘All right, I’m going go get a drink.’ I know when people walk off the dance floor and I know what’s driving it, so I’ve got to be the one doing it because they’re just not in on what 20-year-olds are doing.”

Why does she assume 70-year-old Jewish men don’t know what’s going on in the streets? Or that they never leave their desks? This bitch and her assumptions. Do you know how many 70-year-old Jewish men I’ve fucked on surfaces other than their desks who first introduced me to the hottest trends in club music and personal style? This bitch better get her gila monster tongue off her eyes and look at what’s real in the world. Ageist piece of shit.

Wendy O. Williams did you first and did you better. Jump off a speeding bus before it smashes into a wall of TVs while cursing out Mrs. Fields and then you can open that flycatcher, ho.

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