Jada Pinkett Smith’s Not Like A Regular Mom, She’s A Cool Mom

October 8, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

It’s nice to see that Bristol Palin got a job at LAX! (No offense to that airport employee.)

Just like Alannah Currie from the Thompson Twins, Annabella Lwin from Bow Wow Wow, RiRi, Skillrex, Cassie, Avril Lavigne, Miley, Ke$hit and every other trick in the entire universe and beyond, Jada Pinkett Smith set her clipper to OHSOEDGYIHURTS and shaved the sides of her head. Willow Smith’s body language is giving me a loud “MOM! STOP IT!”, because nothing embarrasses a child like their grown mom working the exact same haircut they had last year. I hope that Jada’s SOEDGYITSCUTTINGMYRETINAS haircut means that the return of her hot band Wicked Wisdom is coming.

And I know the real story here should be that Jada isn’t wearing her wedding ring, but it’s not. Big deal. Jada’s marriage is fine, I’m sure. Her wedding ring just got stuck in her side piece’s b-hole while she finger fucked them. That’s all. I’m sure she’ll get it back soon.

Pics: Splash

Tags: Jada Pinkett Smith, Willow Smith, Yeah Okay

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