Halle Berry Spawned

October 6, 2013 / Posted by:

E! reports that Halle Berry gave birth to some new drama potential a boy yesterday at Cedars Sinai Hospital in LA. That’s all we know right now. We don’t know the name. We don’t know if Miz Halle and her pugilistic husband Olivier Martinez will trip the “over the moon” alarm in the inevitable press release. We don’t know if Olivier celebrated the birth of his son by driving to Gabriel Aubry’s house and beating the shit out of him. We don’t know if Halle has already filed for full custody of the baby. Cuz’ you know this wouldn’t be Halle Berry: The Continuing Saga Of A Crazy Bitch¬†without baby #2 being fought over in a heated courtroom battle. Nahla already has her “do you believe this shit?” face readied for her new brother.

Doesn’t it seem like Halle is trying to insure that her legacy is Lifetime miniseries-worthy? Blue Ivy Carter has already been approached to eventually play Halle. She turned down the script as “contrite” and noted that “basic cable is for lessers”.

Here’s some pics of Halle leaving RivaBella restaurant on Friday, and Olivier on his motorcycle headed out to thrash some male models as a push present for his lunatic bride the day before.

Pics: WENN

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