Duchess Kate Goes Back To “Work” Five Weeks After Popping Out A King

August 30, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

That is the fanciest dildo/toilet plunger I have ever seen. The British royals really know how to fancy everything up.

All you mothers who bitched and moaned about having to go back to work 12 weeks after giving birth need to shut it. Duchess Kate birthed out a baby in a crown only 5 weeks ago and she’s already back at work. This morning, Duchess Kate got her hair curled, chose the next outfit she wants to sell out in 5 seconds and waved and smiled while standing up at the start of The Ring O’Fire Anglesey Coastal Ultra Marathon in Holyhead, Wales today. While Duchess Kate and Prince William were hard at work, her bird and mouse friends took care of Baby Prince George. (Disney told me that all princesses have bird and mouse friends)

And I never knew this until today, but I really, really want to live inside a town called Holyhead.

Pics: Wenn.com, Splash

Tags: Kate Middleton, Prince William, Royals

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