Clint Eastwood Is Single Now!

August 29, 2013 / Posted by:

Clint Eastwood is showing Michael Douglas that he’s not the only old ho in Hollywood who can separate from his second wife. Dina Eastwood tells UsWeekly that she has mounted off of Dirty Harry’s dick after 17 years of marriage. It took a while, but Dina Eastwood’s turd of a reality show, which ran for one season last year, finally killed her marriage. The reality show devils (and the gold digging gods) are cackling with victory today.

Some source tells UsWeekly that 83-yearold Clint and 48-year-old Dina have been living in separate houses for about a year now. The source went on to say that the split isn’t really dramatic and it’s just a case of Clint falling out of love with Dina. You know, one day Clint wants tapioca pudding instead of butterscotch pudding, and the next day he wants a new cooch instead of his wife’s cooch. It happens.

A few months ago, Dina Eastwood spent a little time in a rehab facility to deal with depression and a severe case of anxiety. Maybe Clint dumping her had something to do with that.

Dina was a TV news reporter before marrying Clint in 1996. They have a 16-year-old daughter named Morgan together and Dina is a stepmom to Clint’s 7 other kids.

Who cares if Dina takes all the money. The only thing Clint needs is his empty chair and now he can finally be with it. I knew that chair was a home wrecking whore.

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