Well, I guess Michael Douglas could never forgive Catherine Zeta-Jones’ chocha for giving him throat cancer.
There’s been rumors that Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones’ marriage of 13 years is over, and now the voice of the publicist, People, says that they’ve pressed pause on their relationship. Michael and CZJ haven’t been photographed together in months and they’ve been taking separate vacations. Michael is currently sunning his nipples on a yacht in Sardinia while CZJ is at home in New York with their kids.
The source tells People that during the past few years, their marriage has gone through some serious shit and they just need to breathe a little. They’ve gone through his battle with throat cancer, her treatment for bipolar disorder, his son getting thrown in prison for selling meth and her performance at the Tonys. Their marriage is over it and just needs to sip a wine spritzer while lying on a lounger in the backyard away from everyone.
Michael and CZJ haven’t filed for legal separation yet and the source says there’s a chance they’ll get back together.
But for now, Michael Douglas is on a yacht somewhere drowning his sorrows in Matt Damon’s nalgas while dressed like Liberace (he can’t let go) and CZJ is sitting on faces all over Manhattan to prove that she doesn’t have the NutraSweet of cooches.