Kim Zolciak Is Having Twins

August 19, 2013 / Posted by:

Kim Zolciak’s latest assistant better buy extra cartons of cigarettes at Costco, because the human silicone bag in a wig is smoking for three now! One of Atlanta’s hardest working fame whores and gold diggers tells E! that her and her husband Kroy Biermann are going to be parents to twins. Kroy and Kim already have 2 sons together and she has 2 daughters from her first marriage. As Kim’s Duggar-in-training uterus moans and tries to send her brain a message to please trade in her prenatal cigarettes for prenatal weed joints so the pain it feels from always having a baby in it will go away, she said this to E! about having her own child army:

“I’m having twins and I couldn’t be more excited. I was completely shocked. I had no idea. It was a natural conception, but twins do run in the family, so I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised. I can’t believe I am going to be a mom to six children. It’s going to be very busy but it’s a dream come true.”

Kim is a piece of trash and her pussy probably suffers from PTSD by now, but I still have to slow clap for her. Now that she’s having twins, bitch not only secured another season of her unwatchable shit show Don’t Be Tardy…., but now she’s going to get even more child support money from Kroy when they eventually divorce.  That’s a how gold digging fame whore truly does it!

(Pic via Instagram)

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