Lady CaCa Declares A Pop Emergency And Releases “Applause” Early

August 12, 2013 / Posted by:

Since Katy Perry’s cover of Sara Bareilles’Brave leaked out of pop music’s asshole a day early and is already #1 on iTunes, Lady CaCa pulled another one of her STUNT QUEEN moves by dramatically farting on Twitter about how the hackers are “leaking” pieces of her new single “Applause” and have forced her to release it a week early. Like CaCa was really going to let Katy Perry sit under the spotlight for more than two seconds. So CaCa is trying to press mute on Katy Perry’s “Roar” with this Euro gay club shit and yes, every time someone hits the play button on this, a gay dude covered in body glitter rips his tank top off and shakes his ass to this underneath a strobe light.

I’ve only listened to this mess once, but it sort of sounds like a constipated David Byrne doing spoken word while somebody plays Madge’s “Girls Gone Wild” backwards.

And here’s CaCa keeping it demure and understated in the catsuit version of Rose McGowan’s VMA dress while walking into the Chateau Marmont with her piece Taylor Kinney last night. Bitch’s irritated nalgas look like they’ve been through some serious shit and they’re over it. Either she’s torturing them by wearing thongs non-stop or she was just the pass-around power bottom in a butt sex orgy.

Pics: Pacific Coast News

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