Open Post: Hosted By The Only Empress Of Lucite
August 1, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K
After weeks upon weeks of the lesser than porn iguana Courtney Stodden stumbling around in Lucite heels, Shauna Sand has finally dropped out of a unicorn’s ass to remind us all that she’s the most important and beautiful face of the Lucite movements. While wearing a custom-made couture dress from Rainbow (that’s so small it can double as a tampon cozy), the Empress of Lucite smiled for her subjects before driving off to deliver hot meals to orphans and the homeless. Now I know why it was extra humid and wet in L.A. yesterday (no, it wasn’t). As soon as the wind touched Shauna Sand’s delicate face, it just jizzed everywhere. No one can blame it.
Pics: FameFlynet
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