Prince Hot Ginge Is Going To Be The Fun Uncle, Duh

July 25, 2013 / Posted by:

While working a glistening (aka sweaty) “just got drunk at the beach” glow, Prince Hot Ginge and his caramel Jelly Belly teeth made an appearance at an event for his charity Sentebale in London tonight and of course all the damn reporters asked him about the future King of England. They should’ve asked PHG what he was drinking, because he looked like a beautiful shade of DRUNK. But they asked him about the baby and he said that the baby is a baby and that he’s going to make sure that Prince George knows how to snort vodka properly.

“When I saw him he was crying his eyes out like all babies do, I suppose. It’s fantastic to have another addition to the family. I only hope my brother knows how expensive my baby-sitting charges are. [My role as an uncle is] to make sure he has a good upbringing, to keep him out of harm’s way, and make sure he has fun. The rest of it I leave to the parents.”

And here’s the video of PHG saying those things.

To answer the question that you’re going to ask. No, that creepy guy with the half-Friar Tuck silver ‘do who’s petting PHG’s face with his eyes is not me.

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