Pimp Mama Kris Outdoes Herself

July 15, 2013 / Posted by:

Pimp Mama Kris will not only whore out a baby that didn’t come out of her vagina (or as she probably calls it, her “ho maker” ), but she’ll also whore out a baby that she’s not even related to. PMK’s talk show (which will soon be the #1 show in North Korea torture camps) debuted today and an hour before that whore turd of a show dropped into TVs on the East Coast, she shamelessly tried to get people to watch that mess by posting this “tease” on Facebook.

In case you couldn’t already tell from the fact that the baby isn’t swaddled in a black leather blanket and isn’t looking at the camera while mouthing the words “help me,” that isn’t North West. TMZ says that the baby who PMK tried to pass off as North West is her make-up person’s kid. The last time I saw this kind of tragic desperation I was going through the old hotmail account I used for Craigslist hook-ups and reading all the replies I sent.

Bitch is using somebody else’s baby to whore out her own grandbaby. Every pimp has once again taken off their crushed velvet hat and twirled it through the air while bowing down before PMK. That desperate, thirsty PMK is always coming up with creative ways to whore out her kin. And PMK’s demon claws sinking into that baby like she’s a bag of money was a nice touch.

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