Kim Kartrashian Wants You To Think That She Turned Down $3 Million For The First Pictures of North West

July 2, 2013 / Posted by:

Hollywood Life said a few days ago that Kim Kartrashian and Kanye West were going to steal a move from Brangelina by selling the first pictures of North West to a magazine and donating all the money to charity so they look like giving and charitable souls (not to be confused with Kim’s giving and charitable hole. I mean, she did do Ray-J several times and that’s pretty much an act of charity). But UsWeekly says that an Australian magazine recently offered $3 million for the first EXCLUSIVO pictures of North West and Kim and Kanye turned them down. It’s a sad day for money, because it was actually turned down by an easy, greedy, money-grubbing whore like Kim Kartrashian.

A sores (typo and it stays since the “sores” was obviously Pimp Mama Kris) tells UsWeekly that motherhood has really changed Kim and she no longer wants to be the biggest fame whore on the ho stroll. Kanye doesn’t want North West on the Kardashian family shit show and he’s really protective of her face, so there’s a chance that he and Kim might not sell pictures of her at all. The sores said:

“Kanye’s been adamant about not having the baby on the show. He was serious when he said North isn’t America’s baby, so he may not do anything.”

America’s baby?! As an American citizen, I demand to go on Maury and I demand a DNA test. But you know, the fact that Kanye even entertains the idea of North West being America’s baby says everything.

Kim and Kanye obviously turned down that $3 million because they want MORE MORE MORE! They want Brangelina money. They want to donate at least 8 figures to Pimp Mama Kris’ Foundation For Needy and Greedy Whores. They’re also waiting to sell the pictures because North West isn’t Kardashian kamera ready yet. Collagen and Botox takes twice as long to settle in a baby’s face. I know, babies are so difficult.

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