Jlo Tried It

February 10, 2013 / Posted by:

Since JLo was told to not show any pastry puff labia, side tit and/or ass cleavage, she copy+pasted Angie Joli’s fame whore leg move and came out to the Grammys tonight wearing a dress that was cut up all the way to the place where Casper Smart refuses to go unless she waves a $100 bill in front of it. This will show those prude bitches with tightened assholes in CBS’ Standards and Practices Department. They can ban as many body parts as they want, but JLo will still find the one body part they didn’t ban and whore the hell out of that body part, because she’s that desperate for camera clicks.

It’s a good thing that CBS didn’t try to ban “fame whoring legs,” because if they did JLo would’ve had to get attention by spreading her ass cheeks and flashing her bleached culito lips. CBS didn’t say anything about bleached culito lips.

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