Open Post: Hosted By Pizza Hut China’s Hot Dog And Shrimp Tempura Pizza

February 7, 2013 / Posted by:

Various Pizza Huts around the world have already brought us pizza in a pizza, cheeseburger crusted pizza, Kit Kat pizza dough pops and now they’ve really done it by serving up an artery-clogging, stomach-hurting mound of madness. Boing Boing posted this picture from the Tumblr of John Lehmann, a photojournalist who is traveling around China and found this hot dog-encrusted shrimp tempura pizza with mayonnaise pizza at a Pizza Hut there.

I don’t know if this is the nastiest circle jerk I’ve ever seen or if it’s the most deliciously disgusting circle jerk I’ve ever seen or both. How can weed not be legal in China, because there’s no way you could put your mouth around that thing unless your name is Mama June or you’re extra EXTRA extra high on the right stuff.

This is the kind of bukkake scene you’d see if you walked into the Scientology’s men’s lounge on any given weekend night. Alien jizz and plump wieners galore. And yes, David Miscavige, Tommy Girl and John Travolta are the shrimp tempuras.

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