Happy Christmas, Here’s The Gift Of Divorce!

December 21, 2012 / Posted by:

Being the (*prepare for eye roll*) caring gentleman that Ashton Kutcher is (*aaaaaaaand roll*), he waited an entire year for Demi Moore to file for divorce, because something about dignity and he felt she should do the honors. But because Demi has been too busy eating and spitting out 20-something dick to even think about filing divorce papers, Ashton Kutcher did it himself in Los Angeles today. Merry Christmas, Demi! Or if she’s still wearing the red string, Happy Kabbalakuh, Demi!

People says that Ashton blamed their divorce on “irreconcilable differences” and he doesn’t want any spousal support and he doesn’t want Demi to get any either. TMZ says that Ashton wants to wait to figure out how they should split up their property.

So Ashton will most likely spend Christmas with his head buried in Mila Kunis’ crotch…. And since Demi is boy toy-free and the Tater Sisters hate her right now, she’s going to spend Christmas Eve in the inside of a dive bar in the San Fernando Valley where she’ll drunkenly dance in the corner by herself to a Jimmy Buffett song while winking at the 22-year-old barback. It’s going to be Demi’s best Christmas ever!

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