Mimi And Nicki Minaj Are Already Scratching At Each Other

September 17, 2012 / Posted by:

No, this isn’t a still from The Wuzzles reunion special. This is Mimi, Keith Urban, Ryan Seacrest, Nicki Minaj and Randy Jackson on the first day of filming American Idol season 3,987 in NYC over the weekend. FOX confirmed Nicki and Keith as judges and shrugged their shoulders in a “sure, why not?” kind of way when Randy Jackson sneakily rolled in on his own chair and pushed himself into this picture, because what else is he going to do?

TMZ says that a quick second into judging, it became clear that Mimi hates Nicki and Nicki hates Mimi. When the producers told Mimi a while ago that they were adding a screaming acid wig with butt implants to the judges table, she hung up the phone on their faces. So it’s no surprise that several times when Nicki opened up her raver hyena mouth to judge one of the contestants, Mimi tried to shut her talk hole up by loudly talking over her. Proving that it’s not easy to shut up a screeching trick who sounds like a chipmunk getting strangled during a seizure, Nicki drowned Mimi out by talking louder. During Mimi and Nick’s diva bitch off, Keith Urban quietly cut off his luscious hair and calmly braided it into a long noose so he could hang himself from the boom mic.

Mimi and Nicki need to get over themselves, because neither of them is the true diva bitch of that set. Wait until they witness the dramatic cunt queen hissy fit Ryan Gaycrest will have when he walks into his dressing room and catches Keith Urban playing with his favorite highlighting cap.

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