Open Post: Hosted By Cynthia Nixon & Rojo Caliente’s Official Wedding Portrait

May 29, 2012 / Posted by:

Here’s the First Ladies of the Ginger Gayelles posing for their official wedding portrait, which I’m hoping they gave to People in exchange for a generous donation to the Save The Gingers Foundation. For the most important royal wedding in history, Cynthia Nixon wore a custom made pale green Carolina Herrera dress and Rojo Caliente wore a custom made suit from Men’s Warehouse and a tie from Friar Tux’s Lucky Bitch collection. They chose green as their wedding color to remind us all that Cynthia’s the second luckiest human alive for getting to curl up into Rojo’s piping hot arms at night and Rojo is the first luckiest human alive for getting to be Rojo Caliente!

This beautiful portrait is really what you find in the bottom of a pot at the end of the rainbow. A glossy copy of this stunning portrait is the prize you get when you turn a four leaf clover into your local lottery office. The next time I go to a Home Depot, I better see this picture in stained glass on all their front windows. It’s that magical and that holy. I think I just had an SM (spiritual movement)!

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