The Return Of The VADGE!!!!

February 28, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Lady Caca can have the silicone Klingon wishbones on her forehead, but the original Madonna is showing her how to keep it simply elegant by lifting, separating and stuffing her 52-year-old labia into a one-piece that a trampy granny wears when the plumber comes to visit. MONA ROBINSON, eat this!

This is the kind of hot outfit that Blanche Devereaux wore to give a dying lover his last rites, among other things. And Vadge pairing it with a vest made of Baby Jesus’ conditioned nut hairs was a good move.

Here’s more of Madge bringing her vadge out of hibernation and flashing her first-degree Joan Rivers face with Lourdes at Vanity Fair’s post-Oscar party last night. And the Miss Cleo in me can read your thoughts. Why would Lourdes be embarrassed? Just like us, she’s used to her mom dressing like a horny old ho.

Tags: Ho, Madonna, Memaw Crotch, Paris Hilton, PHELPS!!!

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