Who Needs Math Anyway?!

December 12, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

10-year-old superstar sensation Willow Smith is too busy whipping her hair that she doesn’t have time to whip out stupid school books to study. Willow tells The Telegraph (via CBS) that there’s no time for school shit when she’s trying to focus all her energy on snatching RiRi’s wig off in a bid to become the next big thing. Yeah, 2010 isn’t over yet, but it’s safe to say that the powers-that-be can start engraving Will and Jada’s names on the PARENTS OF THE YEAR trophy. Title won!

This is what Willow had to say:

“I never really get to go to school because I am always on tour or with my father. There is a tutor most of the time, but usually I am working so I never get to do the lessons. The worst thing about maths is all the kids are ahead of me because they go to school.”

Willow isn’t missing anything. MATHS is for suckers! Who needs to know the answer to 2 + 2 (Don’t tell me! I’m thisclose to solving it for myself!)? That’s what Willow’s assistants are for! Who cares if Willow can’t sound out the words on her contract that read: “Your forever future earnings go into your parents’ checking accounts. FOREVER!” Willow is a BIG STAR! Besides, if her career should fail for whatever reason she can just blame it on the maths.

Tags: This Is Our Future, Well Well Well, Willow Smith

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