Grow Up, Matt Lauer!
November 30, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
Can’t an adult woman like Jean Chatzky talk about companies shrinking the size of the package without all of us picturing a shriveled crotch coming out of a cold pool or a flaccid dick in a Space Bag?! The answer is NO, because that’s exactly what I pictured when Jean talked about shrinking packages on Today this morning. And that’s what hit Matt Lauer’s brain too, because he broke and busted into a load of laughs.
This was the same kind of laugh his wife swallows whenever he gets nekkid in front of her. NO! I’m sure Matt’s package is so big and precious that he needs a forklift and a signature to deliver it into a vag!
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