QOTD: Vegetables Almost Killed St. Angie

August 29, 2010 / Posted by:

Before St. Angie kept her forehead vein fresh and full by suckling on the testicle veins of her victims, she apparently tried a blood-free diet and it almost caused her to shrivel up and explode (think True Blood-style). At a press conference for Salt, St. Angie reportedly told a bunch of reporters without recording devices (because I couldn’t find a clip of this shit):

“I joke that a big juicy steak is my beauty secret. But seriously, I love red meat. I was a vegan for a long time, and it nearly killed me. I found I was not getting enough nutrition.”

Maddox better round up the army, because Peta is probably aiming their red paint canons at the Holy Church of Brangelina right now.

Source: Digital Spy via Jezebel

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