Vintage Megan Fox

August 6, 2010 / Posted by:

Whoever is in charge of holidays needs to officially declare it Celebrity Yearbook Photo Week, because we’ve already seen Christina Hendricks and Jakey G before they were famous. And now here’s Megan Fox’s middle school yearbook picture courtesy of ONTD!!

Long before Megan switched faces with a mannequin, she was just a regular 7th grader at John Hopkins Middle School. A regular 7th grader who obviously just learned the power of a pair of tweezers. Megan probably spent the entire hour in homeroom slowly plucking the ends of her brows. I know her ass! There was this one girl my 7th grade class who was so damn trigger happy with a pair of tweezers that it made me weep inside! My brow-loving soul would curl up as I watched brow follicle after brow follicle slowly fall on her book cover made from a grocery store paper bag. Brow abuse! By the end of the school year, bitch had two half brows. Two half brows definitely make a one big wrong! Thankfully, it doesn’t look like Megan Fox went that far.

And now, you should celebrate Yearbook Photo Week by sharing your 7th grade picture. I would go first, but I threw that shit in the trash a long time ago. My ass looked like a SANS FARDS Tootsie with braces and a mushroom head haircut.

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