Michelle Duggar Isn’t Done Yet
Michelle Duggar isn’t even trying to notice the white flag sticking out of her vag or trying to hear her uterus moaning out the grim reaper song, because she told Meredith Vieira on Today this morning that she will welcome a 20th fetus to her womb if she got pregnant.
Those words echoed through her crotch hangar and sent shivers through all her baby making parts. If you put your ear to the screen in the video above, you can almost hear them all screaming “SANTO DIOS!!!!!!” It’s like Michelle is trying beat McDonald’s record. Only 245,000,000,080 more to go!
Michelle and Jim Bob’s 19th baby, Josie, was born 3 months premature and suffered from a perforated bowel. Josie was in and out of the hospital for a while and still needs supplemental oxygen when she sleeps. Even though Josie went through some serious shit and a 20th baby could have similar complications, Michelle would still do it again.
She told Meredith, “Knowing that we went through the challenge we did, we would do it again. In the fact that here we have this precious gift and it’s a miracle. It really is. And I spoke with a mother who was in the NICU the same time we were and as they were leaving the room we were both in, she came over and spoke to me and said, ‘This is my second baby that’s been in the NICU.’ And I think, ‘You know, the precious life we see here is not a coincidence.’ I just know it’s a miracle. I don’t take that for granted. I know that God is the one who gives life. And I’m just so grateful and thankful. And we would welcome another if he saw fit, but we’ll just wait and see.”
Michelle needs to stand up and repeat this: “My name is Michelle Duggar and I’m a babyaholic!”
At this point, bitch’s uterus is beyond over this shit and is probably about to stage a revolt! It’s crawling through Michelle’s coochie tunnel and is quietly waiting for Jim Bob’s peen to make an appearance. As soon as her uterus sees Jim Bob’s evil peen head peeking in, it will plug that bitch’s mouth up so his sperm fishies can go back to where they came from! Michelle’s uterus is done with playing!