Mel Gibson Just Keeps ‘Em Coming

Time Life’s “Mel Gibson Is The Pope Of Assholes” (alternate title: Hitler’s Favorite Ringtones) series already includes such soon-to-be hits as “I’m going to burn your house down and you’re going to blow me first” and “I hope you get raped by a pack of you know the rest….“. Well, Radar brings us the news that there’s another tape being added to the series. If you were planning on shitting in your enemies’ Christmas stocking this year, save yourself some anus contractions and drop Mel Gibson’s tape in there instead!

You know how Mel Gibson’s lawyer denied that he beat on Oksana Grigorieva. And you know how a source claims that OctoSana has a picture of her bruises that proves her claims? Now there’s a soundtrack to go with that picture. The source says that OctoSana secretly recorded Mel admitting that he whooped her ass. According to the source, this is what’s on the tape:

OctoSana to Mel: “What kind of a man is that who would hit a woman when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face? What kind of a man is that?”

Mel to OctoSana: “You know what — you fucking deserved it.”

Mel Gibson could say some shit that would make a KKK member clutch his pearls and we still wouldn’t be shocked. At this point, the only thing that would surprise me is if OctoSana had a video of Mel serving her gefilte fish on a Martin Luther King Jr. plate.