Shannon Price Is The New Joe Jackson

It looks like Joe Jackson has got himself a new protegee, because Radar is saying that Gary Coleman’s wife Shannon Price is already trying to make a quick dollar over her ex-husband’s death. Some hos mourn by bawling into their pillow in a darkened room for 4 days straight, and some mourn by shaking their ass on the ho stroll and licking their lips at any john who drives by. Shannon’s wrong ass falls in the latter category.

A source tells Radar that Shannon already stuffed a few bills into her feeding sack for the interview she gave the day after Gary died. But Shannon isn’t stopping there and she’s currently shopping around a second interview for $50,000. And the source says that for the right price Shannon is willing to give a video tour of the place where she busted Gary’s head. I mean, where Gary accidentally busted his head.

With everybody throwing Shannon “Bitch You Didn’t? Did You?” eyes, she should be laying low in her stable. That bitch should not be tap dancing on Gary’s memory with a Styrofoam change cup in her hand.

And if you thought Shannon being thisclose to selling Gary’s used chonies on the side of the road was bad, TMZ is saying that someone is trying to sell pictures of Arnold Drummond after he was taken off of life support. TMZ claims to have seen some of the pictures, which show Gary with his eyes closed and hooked up to a ventilation machine. The minion of Satan selling the pics wants low five figures. Even TMZ passed on buying the pictures, so you know that shit is serious.

Now, I’m not saying that Shannon has anything to do with this (yes, I am), but let’s just say that I wouldn’t be surprised if the pictures were covered with bits of sugar cubes and carrots. And now that I think about it, even Joe Jackson probably thinks this crazy bitch is too much.