Jane Lynch Got Married!

June 1, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Unfortunately, Jane Lynch didn’t exchange vows with Charo. Maybe next time. But I’m using this picture, because Charo is the cherry on everyone’s top. And seriously, she should be in every picture. So….

Star Magazine is saying that Glee’s Sue Sylvester married her girlfriend psychologist Lara Embry at the Blue Heron Restaurant in Sunderland, Massachusetts over the weekend. One of the restaurant’s employees says that Jane and Lara have been planning their big gayelle wedding for months. The employee also just had to say that Jane and Lara’s guests ate grilled sea bass, duck and chocolate mousse layer cake for dessert. Suddenly the Juan Pollo and sheet cake from Costco I ate at my cousin’s wedding a few months ago doesn’t seem that impressive.

Congrats to Sue and Lara. Here’s hoping that they move to Pennsylvania where they will breed pure bred poodles and start a magazine called American Bitch.

Tags: Brigitte Bardot, Gayelles, Hotness, Weddings

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