Introducing Billy Goat Rob

May 25, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Billy Goat Brad finally has a best friend to bump heads with in the field and to scale the sides of mountains with while trying to get away from hongray ~~Angie Jos~~ jackals. Yes, I’ve been watching Life again. But enough about me, and more about Billy Goat Brad’s new cuddle partner in the barn. People says that Rob Lowe has given himself a Skid Row fugunder to play an “insane” movie star for three episodes of Californication.

Rob wouldn’t say if his character is based on Billy Goat Brad, but if they were standing next to each other it would take Maddox a few seconds to decide which one to throw a rope over and lead to the stream for a drink.

Rob better keep a beautiful Jennifer Aniston portrait tucked under his chin minge at all times just in case Angie Jo gets confused and starts feeding from the wrong pair of nuts.

Tags: Brangelina, Fug, Reality TV, Rehab

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