This Baby Knows

May 20, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Just because Katie Price is stuffing a few squid (I meant to write “quid,” but I like squid better) into that baby’s diaper to pose during a photo call for her stupid new baby clothes doesn’t mean baby has to pretend to NOT to look terrified when she gets all close.

That’s a “Back the fuck up, bitch” face if I ever saw one. Baby is probably wondering why the rotten orange it was playing with earlier now has hair like a toy pony and eyelashes like a dust brush. If baby didn’t have such tiny arms, she would’ve slapped the grease right off of Katie’s face.

Here’s Katie whoring out her new collection of baby clothes in London today. Right now Katie only has onesies and beanies for sale, but soon her line will also include wigs you can glue right onto baby’s head, t-shirts with built-in silicone bags and bottles with a secret syringe that will shoot collagen into your kid’s lips while they’re drinking milk.

Tags: BABIES!!!, Duggars, Katie Price

Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: [email protected]