We’ve All Had This Wet Dream Before

This is seriously a screen shot from someone’s wet dream. Here’s Alexander Skarsgard getting his pecs massaged by a man in uniform at Coachella on Saturday. Who cares if the officer looks kind of like George Lopez from the back. I’ll take what I can get.

UsWeekly says that Askars had to be restrained by Officer Lolo after he brought the cuntness on a pap who kept taking pictures of him with Kate Bosworth. Askars made a fist and was ready to get down until the officer cooled the flame in his ass by giving his chichis a squeeze. Unfortunately, Askars was not thrown into a jail cell with a bunch of sweaty, shirtless desert grifters. That part of your wet dream is yet to be realized.

Here’s more of Askars at Coachella on Saturday including some pictures of a chick trying to grab at his Swedish meatballs and Kate trying to look sexy while riding on his shoulders during a show. Kate ain’t shit! Unless Askars also has a mouth on the back of his neck, she’s sitting the wrong way. Dumb bitch!