Under Siege 3: Attack of Steven Seagal’s Sweaty Palms

When Steven Seagal isn’t spreading the word of the Dalai Lama to his panda friends or calmly subduing criminals with his akido skills, he’s drugging young girls and turning them out as his personal sex slaves! This is according to a young woman who has filed a $1 million lawsuit against Steven for sexual harassment and then some.

23-year-old Kayden Nguyen was hired as Steven’s executive assistant last February, and she thought she would be doing secretarial stuff like answering phones and filing documents. But when she showed up to work on her first day, Steven wanted her to file his peen in her crotch cabinet instead.

According to Radar, the documents state that Kayden learned that Steven “had been keeping two young female Russian ‘Attendants’ on staff who were available for his sexual needs 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.” When one of the attendants quit, Steven hired Kayden to take her place. The gory details from Radar:

On her first night of work, Seagal allegedly engaged in physical and sexual assault by “pushing his hands under her shirt and attempting to fondle her bare breast,” and “forcing her head against his bare chest.”

Then she claims the next morning things got even worse. He allegedly “forcibly held her legs apart.” Then “forced his hand down her pants…” The document goes into graphic detail that isn’t suitable for all audiences.

Then the suit alleges a third physical assault took place a few hours later, where “Seagal forcibly lifted Ms. Nguyen’s blouse, forced his head on her bare chest and attempted to suck her breasts and nipples. He stopped only when she ran.”

After only a few days of work, Nguyen left the house on Sunday, February 28, 2010.

TMZ adds that Kayden is also claiming that Steven force fed her illegal pills.

Kayden is also suing Steven for illegal trafficking of females for sex, because she was hired in Los Angeles but flown to New Orleans to work in his house there while he filmed the A&E reality show Lawman.

You know, this makes sense, because the first and only time I drank an entire can of Steven Seagal’s Lighting Bolt, I felt like I had been drugged and molested by an obese tiger.

And Fat Bastard should also file a lawsuit against Steven for blatantly stealing his look!