A Leftover From April Fools?

April 5, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

This brings new meaning to “Thank You For Being A Friend.” Wenn (via Yahoo!) is saying that porn company New Sensations will shoot a XXX parody of The Golden Girls next week starring Lisa Ann, Puma Suede, Julie Ann and Diamond Foxx. You know Dorothy (renamed Whore-othy) is going to be the one who knows her way around a strap-on.

They better not name this dark-sided mess The Golden Shower Girls. They also better not a shoot a scene of all them sploshing on a cheesecake on the lanai. Imagine the things they are going to do with cheesecake! It will be the only time in history that I’ll wish I was watching a creampie instead. Some things should be sacred! Like cheesecake…and lanais.

I would say that Bea Arthur and Estelle Getty are rolling in their graves over this blasphemous shit, but I have a feeling they are up in heaven with a bag of popcorn waiting to pop this porn in their Beta player:

Tags: I Don't Like Jokes, Why Are You Doing This To Us?

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