March 18, 2010 / Posted by:

I better warm up a bowl of canned menudo, because somebody got drunker than a Russian chimp last night. Yeah, I know you did, but so did RPattz!

While leaving a club in London last night, RPattz gave us the 3 faces of drunkness: happy, barfy and coma-ey. It’s a good thing he had a team of security around him, because if he didn’t a mob of crazed Twihards would’ve ravaged him and rubbed their unclothed coochies all over his body. That would’ve ended in disaster since I don’t think RPattz always carries an EpiPen on his person.

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