Tama Got A Promotion!

January 21, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

The next time you are waiting for a train at the Kinokawa’s Kishi Station in Japan, you better pay your respects to Tama the Stationmaster Cat by curtsying before her and kissing her paw oh-so gently, because the pussy got a promotion!

Japan Probe brings us the very important news that the train operator officially named Tama as their operating officer in a fancy ceremony the other day. This is the first time in history that a cat has held a high-powered executive level position at a railroad company. This also confirms for the ten millionth time that Japan is made of 100% potent MAGIC!

As the station’s operating officer, Tama will continue to supervise her two feline assistants, Miko and Chibi (I’m not making this up). Tama’s duties will also include: working a hat like no other bitch can, taking naps frequently, yawning at mice and throwing commuters an IDGAF-look when they try to talk to her. Basically, this pussy accomplishes more in one day than I do in a whole year! This promotion was well-deserved.

And to really seal the deal and further prove her importance, the train operator added a fey feather to her hat. Try not to let your eyes roll out of your head when you see RiRi walking around with a feather in her rooster nest. Bitch stole Tama’s look a while ago , and she’ll do it again.

Clip of Tama’s promotion ceremony below:

Hopefully, Tama spent her bonus money on a catnip 8-ball. Pussy needs to have some fun since she works so damn hard. VIVA TAMA!

(Thanks Yen)

Tags: Animal Stories, Hotness, Talk Shows, This Belongs In A Museum

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