It’s All Kate Hudson’s Fault

So, Kate Hudson and A-Roid broke up, right? Their reps’ lips are sealed, because I don’t think even they give a shit. But one of A-Roid’s friends apparently does and they have run off to UsWeekly to point the finger at Kate Hudson.

His friend said that Kate was a little too high on the maintenance for A-Roid’s tastes. This is kind of funny since you know A-Roid regularly puts Chapstick on his nipples to keep them looking shiny and probably has a standing weekly appointment to get his chest waxed.

A-Roid’s friend said, “[Hudson] wanted more camera time each and every game. She would always want to be styled before games and she’d insist on front-row seats. It was a turnoff to have a girlfriend who always wanted to be on camera. Alex wanted someone who was more interested in building a long-term relationship than just building their profile.”

According to this friend, A-Roid wanted to dump Kate a month ago, but decided to wait until she finished promoting Nine. A-Roid finally pink-slipped her last week. The friend ended with, “They’re two mature adults. She did take the relationship seriously, and he has a lot of respect for her. They had some really wonderful times together.”

You know what this sounds like to me? This sounds like someone’s ego has the sads and he’s trying to turn it around to sound like he’s the one who pulled the trigger.

It’s pretty much clear to me now what went down. This is just a simple case of dick no worky. Kate ditched A-Roid, because dude has trouble getting his peen to play and her vagina is always HONGRAY. Get it up, or get out!