All Kinds Of Wrong

August 3, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

A reader who cares about eyebrow issues as much as I do (Thanks, Andrea) sent me this disturbing job listing out of Craigslist in Phoenix. It’s really sad to see that in this day and age, there are still bigots out there who do not accept eyebrows of all sizes, shapes, textures and colors (furry uni ones don’t count). Something must be done about this! I think we should march through the streets of Ahwatukee with our Sharpies high in the air!

I can understand not wanting to hire someone whose car has an uncontrollable bladder, but discriminating against someone because they are completely fluent in the language of exquisite eyebrows? WRONG!!!!

I’m guessing that the dumb ass skank who wrote this ad has a hairline which practically touches their eyelids (Does Teresa from RHONJ have a dietary supplement company in Arizona?) They are jealous of those who are able to paint beautiful eyebrow works of art on their face.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to see this at their place of business every single work day?

Nothing says “a professional business woman who gets things done” like a pristine pair of drawn brows.

Tags: Eyebrow Situation, I Can't With You, I Don't Like Jokes

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