Janet And Jermaine Are No More

July 17, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

UsWeekly is shouting that Charlene Duprey and one of the long-lost Keebler elves have quit each other after 7 years. A source says that Jermaine Dupri was telling people that the reason why he didn’t go to Michael Jackson’s memorial was because he “doesn’t attend funeral,” but the truth is he wasn’t with Janet anymore.

Apparently, Janet decided that she wanted to keep her peen time and business time separate. The source went on to say, “You shouldn’t mix business with pleasure. Janet felt their lives were too crossed and they should have kept things separate. Jermaine likes to be out there, mingling with everybody, and Janet’s more shy.”

Or maybe Janet was just sick of having to answer a riddle every time she wanted to spend time with Jermaine.

Tags: Drunks, Janet Jackson, Splits

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