We Need More Proof

July 15, 2009 / Posted by:

Soulja Boy posted a picture on his Twitter of what he claims is his dick boner in his chonies. It kind of looks more like an obese salamander trapped in a tent. Something in the milk ain’t clean, but you be the judge. The picture is after the jump. It might be slightly NSFW-ish. JUMP!!!

Is that a bottle of Strawberry Suave in your boxers or are you just happy to yourself, Soulja Boy? Soulja Boy needs to quit the puckering and if he has something to show us, he needs to show us! You don’t take a bunny rabbit to “Show & Tell” and keep its cage covered. If not put, put the toilet paper roll back on its holder, the shampoo bottle back in its caddy and kindly take a seat.

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160 responses to “We Need More Proof”

  1. i_heart_jack says:

    Whatever’s in his pants doesn’t appear to be attached to his body.

  2. Karen Flatts says:

    WTH is he anyway? A seventies gay porn shoot? Nice wallpaper.

    Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 – 5:00pm.
    Karen Flatts is always a cunt

  3. bitchette says:

    bitch please.

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    ‘fuck you guys. i’m goin’ home.’

  4. fashion disaster says:

    It’s going the wrong way

  5. DirtyWhoreMouth says:

    Submitted by i_heart_jack on Wed, 07/15/2009 – 2:13pm.

    Whatever’s in his pants doesn’t appear to be attached to his body.

    I was thinking the same thing. That may cause problems should he try to use it on someone other than himself.

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  6. Stoney says:

    BWHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!! Yeah, right.

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  7. iHeartHaters says:

    Tis a tad off-center!

    (¯`’•.¸(¯`’•.¸♥¸.•’´¯)¸.•’´¯)

    2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

    “Sam put drugs in Britney’s biscuits”

  8. tonta vodka van driver says:

    airport security- i think we have another cucumber smuggler

    I’ll burn that bridge when I come to it….

  9. Sexecution says:

    That’s quite the trouser sausage, but it’s pretty ghey to post a boner to your twitter, did anyone retweet to pigez hilton, he never gets any so it might be a nice reminder of something that he hasn’t seen in so long?

    Soulja seems to be desperate for some attention, cd not selling, club dates half empty?

  10. iHeartHaters says:

    Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/15/2009 – 2:13pm.

    he’s teh secret ghey anyways, none of that for us, ladies (what a shame)
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    Ah big deal, I have the same thing he’s got in my underwear drawer 😛

    (¯`’•.¸(¯`’•.¸♥¸.•’´¯)¸.•’´¯)

    2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

    “Sam put drugs in Britney’s biscuits”

  11. Master Blaster says:

    That’s no way to treat a hairbrush.

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  12. madam ex says:

    yooooo if that is real, I will love him and even buy his CD, you TELL EM Soulja…damn son, what you packin? That would take placeof all the meds in the world.
    And whoever says size doesnt matter its the motion of the ocean is so full of shit. It looks like it’s attached to me…but that toilet pap has got to go, can take em out the ghetto but cant take the ghetto out of em. Nice abs though, young or not, I’d hit it sooo hard, his mamma will feel it. Ewwww Im gross today…again, not a good day for moi.

    DISCLAIMER: NOT A RACIST, just stating some facts.

  13. nowirehangers says:

    I’m too blinded by the gayface to judge the peen.

  14. Plecostomus says:

    Soulja Boy finally proves he’s a basket case.

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    Bottom-feeder.

  15. Mopa says:

    Add ten years and lop off his ugly mug and I’ll take it!

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  16. shut the smurf up says:

    is this dude famous for anything?
    if he is, he is so fucking retarded for posting that picture. I don’t buy it
    He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

  17. paris herpes says:

    IT does look like a salamander, LOL! It’s actually kinda gross…in all honesty…

    “Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again.” – MK

  18. The C word says:

    Submitted by tonta vodka van… on Wed, 07/15/2009 – 2:16pm.
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    Haha…just thinking the same thing:
    http://www.mytopclip.com/videos/23078/spinal-tap-airport-security-.html

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    A loaf of bread…

  19. your ex says:

    looks like my vagina

  20. jim says:

    WHAT KIND OF “MAN” TAKES A FUCKING ‘PICTURE’ OF HIS JUNK WITH THAT FUCKING FACE..THIS DUDES A FUCKING FLAMER!!!

    HEY SOULJA BOY, YOU HAD ONE SONG BUT NOW YOU DONE EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! HAVE FUN WITH THAT TIOLET PAPER ROLL FAG!!

  21. DirtyWhoreMouth says:

    Notice how it is tucked in and propped up into his basketball shorts or whatever.. if that was real I doubt he’d need assistance.

    Just sayin’

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  22. your ex says:

    he has the toilet paper roll cuz he just got done FUCKIN THE CENTRE and then taking a shit right after./ NASTY FUCKIN FLAMING LOSER!!!!!!! HAHA SUPERSOAK THAT HOE !!!!!!!! YA RIGHT bitch
    ps nice face WHORE

  23. ISprainedMyUvula says:

    Whatevs on the peen.

    The Giallo Veneziano granite countertop is nice, though.

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  24. Jill-The-Ripper says:

    I couldn’t get past that face and those nasty-ass tats even if that was his real dick.

  25. Plecostomus says:

    Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 07/15/2009 – 2:26pm.
    Whatevs on the peen.

    The Giallo Veneziano granite countertop is nice, though.
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    AHAAAAAHAHAHAHHAH!
    ISMU, you should be one of the commenters on Lurid Digs.

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    Bottom-feeder.

  26. ISprainedMyUvula says:

    Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 07/15/2009 – 2:28pm.
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    I Googled it, I’m speechless and I’m sorry!

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