But What About The Baby?!

Blood suckers must not have hearts, because RPattz has apparently dumped Kristen Stewart while their sparkly vampire baby love child is baking in her womb at 450 (yes, I believe everything I read on the internets)!! Life & Style says that RPattz has dropped Kristen Stewart off at the section marked “IT’S OVAH” and has no plans of picking her back up. That’s because he’s too busy sucking the blood out of his co-stars vagina noodle.

A sourcey says that he’s moved on from Kristen to his Remember Me co-star Emilie de Ravin. The source watched the two canoodling at the Bowery Hotel in NYC on June 14th. When Elizabeth Reaser, one of the other actors from the movie, came to join them, Emilie told her ass how hard it was kissing RPattz in front of the cameras. Elizabeth responded with, “However you kiss Rob in real life, just do that!”

Well, there you go. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the crazed mob of horny Twitards to trample Emilie to death. Send her funeral bill to Life & Style.

Here’s Rob filming in NYC yesterday. Expect one of the weeklies to have one of these pictures on their cover next week with the headline: “Emilie who?! Rob’s romantic date at Chuck E. Cheese with his other co-star.”