Open Post: Hosted By Lego Wino And Her Sexy Creator

June 29, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

This is Craig Stevens (on left) proudly showing off his new creation, Lego Wino (on right), at a shopping mall in South London. Craig says it took him only six days to construct Lego Wino using 12,500 pieces. It normally takes Craig around 2 weeks to do the titty area alone, but he must have had a Wino signature cocktail (tequila, crystal meth, freon, melted ice pops and hairspray) so that he could stay up for six days straight.

Um. Craig looks more like Wino than Lego Wino does. I mean, Lego Wino isn’t skinnier than a roach leg and its coating isn’t falling off.

And why do I think it only took him 4 days to complete, but he spent the other 2 days humping on Lego Wino and adding “white spots” to her nose to make it look more realistic. The places that Lego hive has been…… My no-no just fainted.

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