Afternoon Crumbs

June 10, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Kristin Calamari (or whatever the hell her name is) doesn’t have what it takes to pull off this truly elegant ho dress. Sit down and let Heather Graham represent! – Hollywood Tuna

They forgot to paint over Gisele Bundchen’s face – Egotastic!

Cristiano Ronaldo is comfortable enough with his sexuality to where a purdy pink flower in his hair – Towleroad

After watching this video, I’ve come to the conclusion that binge drinking is the right thing to do (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Coke residue – Cityrag

When Sasha Fierce met JUST PLAIN FIERCE – Just Jared

Julia Roberts & David Letterman lurve each other – Lainey Gossip

Barf up your life: Scary Spice sexes up her husband 5 times a day – Hollywood Rag

Posh is ridiculous – Popsugar

Lady Cacaface – Daily Mail

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